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Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Sock Puppet Radio
While there are legions of idiots just dying to call up and talk to these guys they obviously don't trust them to stick to the script. Such is life in the great right-wing bullshit machine.
Friday, March 4, 2011
We Can't Afford REPUBLICANS
No asshole Republican should be allowed to say we can't afford this or that. They've spent the last 30 years deliberately destroying the tax base though tax cuts and outsourcing and now they're crying crocodile tears. It's like pouring out the pitcher and then saying we'll have to go thirsty because there's just not enough water to go around. The only way to restore this country is the restore the tax base and restore the middle class. The only way to do that is to get Republicans out of government.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Pro-Cancer
They will shill for their industrial polluter cronies and they don't give a shit if your kids get cancer because of it. And oh yeah, health care is not a right. If a Republican gets cancer it may very well be the case they voted it on themselves. It's too bad they have to take so many of the rest of us with them.
For The Sake Of My Radio Show
....otherwise they might not believe my bullshit.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Rebuttal
In a move critics have attacked as a "circus" for the media, a nine-week-old fetus is set to "testify" in favor of a bill in Ohio that would outlaw abortion.. Janet (Folger) Porter, President of Faith2Action, claimed that the fetus will be the "youngest ever to testify"
She's wrong. Right after I masturbate we will have 2 million rebuttal witnesses we would like to call to the stand. They will be the youngest ever to testify. Please prepare the microscope and clear the next 5 years to view them all.Just Not MY Mexican
Because if not, every rich conservative would end up in the clink. What a bunch of assholes.