A Billion Gallons Of Blood Money

The father of billionaires Charles and David Koch helped the Nazis build a major oil refinery, according to a new book about the rise of wealthy and influential conservative activists.

Well to be fair Prescott Bush was also helping the Nazis in a big way.  Maybe daddy Kock was just trying to keep up.  And oh yeah, he was also getting filthy rich by helping Jospeh Stalin do his thing. 

Seems the wealth that is bankrolling the modern conservative movement (not to mention the preeminent Republican political dynasty of our time) was distilled from the blood of hundreds of millions of murdered and tortured people.  Figures. 

Six More For The Terrorist Watch List

.Raw Story: At least six Republican lawmakers met — against the advice of law enforcement officials — with the armed militants gathered at an Oregon nature preserve…“It’s refreshing to see a representative like Dallas Heard care and lean on the side of citizens, versus our federal government,” Fiore said (R-NV).

There is nothing refreshing about demonizing our government by the people, much less taking up arms against it.  Actually what that is treason and terrorism. And anybody supporting it should be arrested, Republican elected official or not. 

Republicans Created ISIS

CBS News: Leading congressional Republicans pushed President Obama on Sunday to step up America's military operation in Iraq, warning that the limited airstrikes the president authorized this week will not be enough to turn the tide against militants with the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.

Let's be clear, the GOP created ISIS when they lied us into Iraq, de-bathified (de-Sunni'd) the country, handed Iraq and the worlds second largest oil reserves to an Iranian backed Shiite regime, and let the new Shiite power structure beat the hell out of the Sunni's.  The Sunnis ganged up, and this was the birth of ISIS.  Hell, they even paid them to stop blowing up Americans in 2006.  Nobody should ever let any Republican mention ISIS without making all that crystal clear. 

Cause, War

Headline: GOP calls for Eric Shinseki resignation

Why?  Because he's presiding over a system that is having trouble managing the 40,000 maimed and damaged Americans the Republican party created by lying and cheating to send them to Iraq?  Better to get rid of Republicans in government so they can't flood the VA with new customers by starting bullshit wars. 

Darwin Is The Devil

Americablog: In the “HGTV is thanking their lucky stars” category, religious right wondertwins Jason and David Benham, sons of anti-abortion firebrand Flip Benham, wrote on their blog earlier this month that evolution is “Satan’s toehold” in America’s schools.

Ok, look, we know conservatives can’t stand science, but when you start calling it Satan’s work you need to be immediately and completely removed from the world of people anybody takes seriously (and also, you should probably get back on your medications.)

Projection

Jody Hice, pastor, talk radio host, and one of the Republicans in a runoff to replace Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA), argued that the gay community had a secret plan to attract and sodomize children.

It’s not the gay community.  The Republican Party has been fucking average Americans of all ages for 35 years.  It’s no secret.  

As for Mr Hice, he’s not the only one in the conservative movement who spends his time thinking about sodomizing children.  Sadly, it's rather common in those circles.

Let Them Eat... Nothing

.Raw Story: In a new draft of the House GOP Agriculture bill, Republicans have sought to save money by slashing summertime food aid to inner city children while continuing to assist children living in rural poverty.

Talking Points Memo pointed to a passage in a Politico piece about the bill that said, “(I)n a surprising twist, the bill language specifies that only rural areas are to benefit in the future from funding requested by the administration this year” in “a modest summer demonstration program to help children from low-income households — both urban and rural — during those months when school meals are not available.”

The title of the piece is "House Republican Move To Slash Summer Food Aid To Urban Kids But Can’t Explain Why."  As always, we’re here to help.  The reason why is because urban kids are usually not white and the Republican party is racist at its base.  They simply don't give a rip about inner city kids.