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Sunday, April 29, 2012

No Touch

Think Progess:  If you’re young and you want to start your own business, Mitt Romney’s has some advice from you: Borrow money from your parents.

Totally.  Because just like Willard everybody was born into extreme wealth.  Just like Williard everybody can use their daddy's money to start a business where they can make millions bankrupting American companies, destroying American jobs and screwing American workers out of their pensions. We're glad Romney realizes this and is offering up such such quality solutions to our nations young people. It gives us confidence he will be a great president.  Yay Romney.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 29, 2012 at 8:08 AM

    And who needs to retire anyway. Working til you drop is a great thing.

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  2. Medium MargeApril 29, 2012 at 8:28 AM

    Thanks Mitt. But my parents spend most of their most of their disposable income taking care of our invalid grandmother. Any other ideas?

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