Headline: Beck sides with Nazis, claims Jews, not Romans killed Jesus
That is one rock solid headline. We would only add that this says as much about his audience, the GOP base, than anything else. Anybody who doesn't share this Nazi ideology would do well to consider the company they keep come November.
Technically Beck is right on this one, that is if the great fairytale is to be believed. According to the great Dr. Seuss book, after Jesus flipped the tables over at the Jewish temple while screaming “Money changers”, the Jewish high priests insisted the Romans find this crazy cat and punish him before his logical thought process catches on amongst the peasant population, and his theory that one does not have to pay the church to communicate with the great cloud god… is blowing our scam. The Romans did find this radical cat named Jesus thanks to his traitor friend, but left his fate in the hands of the Jewish people, and they voted for his demise. This is when the Roman General Pontius Pilot said, “I wash my hands of this matter.”…and we all know what happened next, or at least we think we do, this depends on who’s religious version one chooses to believe, as some believe he was miraculously brought back to life and Jesus and Mary Magdalena snuck away to raise children together and live happily ever after, and this blood line is considered the holey grail. Others believe Jesus was brought back to life and walked around for a few days letting people stick their fingers though the holes in his hands, then was sucked up into the sky by the great cloud god and the challis he drank from during the last supper is the holey grail.
ReplyDeleteBut the facts say Jesus never existed and his words were actually writings, edited from a combination of priests who pre-dated his time. It just so happens that one of these priests was named Jesus.
The story of a savior being born of a virgin has been told by several cultures, including the Egyptians, for many, many years, all pre-dating the Christian version.
The people who put together the bible had a vested interest in blaming Jews. The Catholic church has made a living off of it. But it is a historical fact that the power structure that would have been threatened by somebody like Jesus was the Romans not the Jews. And even the bible says it was the Romans that nailed him up.
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